“Mr. Cody, there’s an ass loada trees out here, I bet that Johnny Appleseed mother fucker went buck wild in this spot.”

“I’mma tape a Kudos bar on Raymond’s back… We get attacks by a bear or sumthin, he gunna eat his ass first.”

“Jamarcus mad cuz I change his facebook to say he like men and he can’t change it cuz this forest ain’t got no wifi.”

“Mr. Cody, pacifically what you mean when you say there wild animals up in here?”

“Ernesto know all about plants n’ fungi n’ shit, his mama work at Subway.”