"You should bring girls out here to nature, Mr. Cody. Sing Kumbaya or some shit and just watch the pants drop."
"I sits wherever I damn please, ain't no assign seats up in this forest."
"My boo Tisha gonna get a star named after her, I'm romantical like dat."
"Mr. Cody, lemme borrow them monoculars, I think I see a pack of bald eagles."
"Hey yo Demetrius! Free pine cones!"
"I dun name dis hill D'Andre Mountain!"
"Chipmunk, prairie dog, squirrel... whatever, that motherfucker look like Alvin."
"Crazy shit out here in da wild, feel likes i'mma catch diabetes or some shit."
"You fuckin' crazy Ervin, it'd be hard as fuck to pogo stick out here."
"Hold up, I got crumbles all in my pack cuz I trip and fall on a saltine sleeve"
"If my cousin Barry didn't get his metal detector stoled we coulda brang it out here n' found all sorts of treasures n' shit."
"The earth be like, 'today i feel like makin a river.' That's just motherfuckin' mother nature."
"Mr Cody, if there's a avalanche i'mma just hop inside a snow ball and I see all y'all at the bottom."
"Bring the first aids kit, Leon think he tore his rotisserie cuff."
"I'mma take summa this waterfall water back to my girl and give it to her for her birthday. That bitch loves waterfalls."